20 Heavy jokes that only your brother would dare to do

Over time, the highs, lows and occurrences will be good anecdotes to share with the family. But, in the meantime, there are 20 examples of jokes that only between brothers can be made …

1. Hair in the bathroom

Big brothers jokes

“My brother is disgusted to find my hair in the bathroom.”

2. Selfie sabotaged

Big brothers jokes

“Thanks brother for being in my selfie, my profile picture did not look as good as now.”

3. Brand new toothbrush

Big brothers jokes

“My brother retaliated his anger with me by cutting the bristles from my toothbrush.”

4. Cell phone hacked

Big brothers jokes

“Lesson 1: change my cell phone password”. 
“Lesson 2: leave it out of my brother’s reach”.

5. Knowing the family

Big brothers jokes

“Our sister will introduce us to her boyfriend, she has been with him for 3 months, we have arranged for the occasion”.

6. Free time

Big brothers jokes

“My brother had plenty of time while we were away from home.”

7. Caring for the puppy

Big brothers jokes

“I asked my brother to take care of my puppy while he was at school.”

8. Will they have a guarantee?

Big brothers jokes

“My brother asked for some tennis online, they’ve arrived and I’m showing him his versatility.”

9. Protected

Big brothers jokes

“We thought it would be practical for our sister to be protected from anything.”

10. To try dinner

Big brothers jokes

“I had to work for the Thanksgiving dinner and I asked my brother to save me a little bit of everything.”

11. Christmas gift

Big brothers jokes

“The Christmas gift that my sister made for me: a sock knitted by her”.

12. Welcome to the service

Big brothers jokes

“My wife just graduated from the police academy and her brother sent her a gift.”

13. Goodbye, hope

Big brothers jokes

“I replaced my sister’s picture that said Hope (hope) by one with the word PooP (poop) … she still does not realize”.

14. New member of the family

Big brothers jokes

“I changed a picture of my sister with one of Vladimir Putin before my family arrived at Christmas. They still have not noticed. “

15. Do we play?

Big brothers jokes

“Let the Third World War begin. Let’s play a game?”.

16. My brother came for me

Big brothers jokes

“Welcome home … After the rehabilitation”.

17. The mouse does not work

Big brothers jokes

“I had a good time trying to make it work.”

18. Christmas spirit

Big brothers jokes

“We will all receive Christmas gifts, you just have to look for them in the refrigerator.”

19. Moving

Big brothers jokes

“My brother came to help me with the move, I told him that everything had to be wrapped up and he took it to the letter”.

20. Watermelon light

Big brothers jokes

“My brother left me a piece of watermelon … How generous!”